Mom has been so busy drawing new Halloween corgi cartoons that she hasn't had much time to type in my blog for me. I have pointed out her laziness again and again, but I think I'll have to be a little more stern with her to get the results I want.

I do NOT like Halloween. I think it's an awful holiday, with all these stoopid teacup hoomins putting on scary clothes and terrifying the corgis in the neighborhood! If you were intended to be completely red, with horns and a spiked tail, I'm pretty sure you would have been born that way. It's just not right.

And THEN, you get all these yummy treats and goodies from all the houses on the block, and what do you do? Eat them all yourself! You don't even try to share with the corgi! Oh sure, if you even bother to explain yourself, it's some nonsense about how it's sooo bad to eat. If it's so bad, then why are you eating it?! I'm not buying it. We corgis of the world are wising up, and when we take over - well, we're going to remember the many injustices we have faced at the hands of stoopid hoomins.